If it were bicycles, we’d call Lance Armstrong. If it were physics, Stephen Hawking. Condos, Donald Trump.
But it isn’t. It’s influence, so we’re after you.
Hook is a conference dedicated to communications and influence. You’re a person who can communicate and influence with the best of them. You belong at our conference, and we belong on your blog. We were made for each other, but in a special way. It’s not like peanut butter and jelly, exactly. It’s more like we’re peanut butter, and you’re the knife that spreads us around.
Sense of belonging aside, the horrific presentations delivered each and every day represent a humanitarian crisis. People everywhere experience such emotional pain when faced with bullet points, illegible charts, and awkward speakers that they are willfully blinding themselves. Eye by eye, it will leave the whole world blind. So how can you help?
- Download our eyepatch. Gasp, then grin. You are now up to something.
- Add it to a photo of yourself. If that isn’t your cup of tea, simply put your hand over your eye and consider taking a killer picture. Take a killer picture. Post it in various places.
- Blog about it, and follow this format:
“I wear an eyepatch because (insert 3 things you hate about presenters or presentations that have made you stab yourself in the eye, either literally or figuratively, so that you would only have to see half of the presentation). That’s why I wear an eyepatch, and that’s why I’m hooked. Are you?”
Tweet it, facebook it, digg it, etc. etc. etc.
Send us your links and we’ll send you a free copy of UnMarketing by Scott Stratten who is one our Keynote speakers.
Hook: The Presentation Conference is just what the doctor ordered for everyone who has ever faced the self- blinding misery of a poor presentation. This is your medicine. Consider yourself Hook!ed up. We hope to see you March 25th and 26th, and because of you, it will be a very, very packed house. So tighten your britches, crack your knuckles, and blog your way to Hook today.
